Dear Bret Michaels,
While driving in the car recently, I heard this song.
Yes indeedy, it was you, re-doing Sublime's "What I got". And um, I hate to be this blunt with you, but it sucked. Yes Bret Michaels, it sucked. First off, re-doing songs is generally not such a great idea. And second, well second Bret Michaels is the fact that you didn't do it very well.
Now Bret, I am not dissing you because I don't like you. In fact, I do like you Bret, very much. I mean Poison was a part of my high school years. Your hair was and still is fabulous! Your voice is total rocker and who among my age group didn't love "Every rose has it's thorn"? So very many great hits Bret. So very many.
Rock of Love? Well that show was dumb yet so very entertaining. I still liked you even though you did that show.
The Apprentice? Hells yeah - you won that one sucka! And you brought a lot of attention and money to research for diabetes which is also excellent.
Your recent health battles caught my attention and I've been rooting for you to pull through. You've got it in you Bret, I know you do. I'm confident in you.
Bret, you are aging fabulously. (At least I think so, it's hard to judge what might be going on under that do-rag.) You look good, you seem to be on a good path, and you love your girlfriend and family.
But this What I Got remake? Bret, it's not you. Re-do some of your Poison stuff or move on to new rock. Okay? I promise not to make fun of your do-rag if you stick to what you know musically.
Thanks so much,
Jenny
PS - My momma does dance and my daddy does rock-n-roll, but I still love that song too!
Brett Michaels is HOT! I love him. Haven't heard the remake yet.
Posted by: wicked | August 13, 2010 at 10:03 AM